So this play is over and what fun we’ve had
Though John our Director’s been driven half mad.
He told us until he was blue in the face
“Please make sure your mobiles are in the right place!”
We’ve chased and we’ve hidden and come in on cue,
And as for our lines – we remembered a few!
But Ninjas and lampshades and knocks on the head
Ensured that we made up with actions instead.
So Carter and Emma and Harriet their Mum
Get mixed up with Ashley whose head has gone numb.
While Kitty Kat and Logan are out to make money
And Maxine’s and Martine’s strange accents are funny.
When Roger could sort out which trousers were his
He then ended up in a bit of a tizz.
But when he and Harriet got rid of their pyjamas
They found themselves bound for the lovely Bahamas.
So well done to all at the end of this show
We’ve really made sure that our audiences know
If you want a good evening of laughter and humour
Then here’s where to come – According to Rumour!
2 April 2016