According to Rumour Ode
So this play is over and what fun we’ve had Though John our Director’s been driven half mad. He told us until he was blue in the face “Please make sure your mobiles are in the right place!” We’ve chased and we’ve hidden and come in on cue, And as for our lines – we remembered a few! But Ninjas and lampshades and knocks on the head Ensured that we made up with actions instead. So Carter and Emma and Harriet their Mum Get mixed up with Ashley whose head has gone numb. While Kitty Kat and Logan are out to make money And Maxine’s and Martine’s strange accents are funny. When Roger could sort out which trousers were his He then ended up in a bit…
